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Double standard

The world doesnt try to shame females who think their social skills are perfect, the world tries to shame males who are perceived as having no social skills (though a lot of this comes from the same people who claim they're being shamed themselves, not society). The reality is there are no human victims, if theres one species that deserve to suffer, its humans.
Double standards are when one group's behavior is defended, but the same behavior in another group is condemned. So, pretending to suddenly jump to a male's defense when you finally discover oh shit, not all double standards work in a male's favor, or are perpetuated by males, or people other than yourself, and now you want to try and be the solution doesnt work. You are as much the problem as anybody else, you are as much the hypocrite as anybody else, even if you dont get that you are.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
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Double Q Tip

Double fisting a girl and sticking you and your best friends penis in her ear.
Everett and Matt double Q tipped Nez’s ear
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Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
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doubled up

My best friend is doubled up but hasn't told her mom yet.
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Cheesy double

When a man squats over a large vat of processed nacho cheese sauce, dipping only his testicles into the cheesy slurry, requiring that his partner will then lick off the cheese from his testicles. The cheesy double.
Stan: I heard that girl you got with was a total freak?

Frank: Yeah I had to call it an early night. She kept on insisting we try out the cheesy double and you know I'm lactose intolerant.
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Double Downie

Someone who continues to do something in an even more determined way than before.

The term is used as a euphemism when someone tells bald-faced lies and when confronted with contradictory statements, he/she not only fails to retract their claims but instead expresses an increased certainty in their truth.

Derivative from double down - a term used in the cardgame blackjack where someone doubles their bet in a risky situation.
"Instead of just coming clean about his falsehoods, Bradley decided to double down on his lies in the hopes of convincing others he's telling the truth. Bradley is doing a Double Downie."
by UWV June 14, 2018
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bull double riding

When a male fucks a bull while riding it.
Denim: I heard that my cousins are busy bull double riding.
Sky: Seriously— (vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
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