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Dick chunk towel 

The towel that is used to wipe up cum. It's usually the shower towel that's hanging on the rack. Then after you use it to wipe up cum, you hang it back up.
"Awe man, the towel I used after my shower was the dick chunk towel!"
Dick chunk towel by Kizzygal March 9, 2013
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Dick Wolfed 

A cliffhanger. When you are left with your jaw dropped in awe. Named after the creator of Law & Order whose name appears at the abrupt end of (the) episode.
The homeless man claimed he gave me a banana, and just walked off. He's either trolling or I got Dick Wolfed.
Dick Wolfed by 2BBaber September 1, 2013

Dick Shredder 

A term for a whore who sucked a lotta dick in her day.
Ah dude, look at that hag, remember from way back when? She sucked my dick like 10 times.

I know bro, she's a real dick shredder.
Dick Shredder by DavidBlowie September 9, 2013

dick maché 

After fornication whilst the dick is still wet with lubricants and sex juices, it is the the act of coating tissues on the dick thus paper maché-ing the dick.
After sex, we like to indulge in the art of dick maché-ing to commerate each occasion.

She likes to keep extra tissues handy not because it will be messy but because she enjoys an old fashion dick maché.

The real fun begins after sex when I dick maché you.

Some say she's a prostitute, some say she's an artist for her work in dick maché.
dick maché by sour something January 27, 2014

dick polar 

When a girl cannot make up her mind from day to day if she wants to have sex with you. Often times caused by religious reasons. This condition is most common on Sunday afternoons and Monday's.
"Bro, my girlfriend says she doesn't want to have sex anymore. Yet 2 days later we are back at it"

"Your girl must be dick polar then"
dick polar by rockintheswoosh April 25, 2014

dick craze

Crazed for the peen.
Guy: Look at that girl gettin' all crazy over dick!
Other guy: She must have the dick craze.
dick craze by AztechSounds April 16, 2014