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cum shot

its where you watch dude thats lewd on yt and you shoot the screen with your cum
by misalvr666 November 23, 2020
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cum drill

when someone drills into your dick as you cum
rustin totally got cum drilled by his man the other night
cum driller will rise again
by honytawk November 27, 2020
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cum

- UwU purred Garfield as he entered his fat cat cock into Jon's tiny, throbbing asshole. "HARDER" yelled Jon as Garfield teased Jon's cock with his claws. Within 5 minutes of teasing the cum inside of Jon's big balls could not hold in any longer as he shot a load so far, the ISS had to declare an emergency due to an unidentifiable white liquid hitting them at an unprecedented speed. Next it was Garfield's turn. He began to trust harder until he filled Jon to the brim with the warm, sticky liquid. Jon slowly moaned before kissing Garfield and falling asleep in his strong arms. OwU
by Ifuckedabigwass November 27, 2020
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Salsa-cum

When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.
Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.
by Goudaddy February 9, 2020
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Bubble Cum

When you nut in a girls mouth and she starts blowing bubbles with the nut, Like Bubble Gum
Guy 1: Dude what happened last night with that hot chick you were with?
Guy 2: Dude she gave me a blowjob and I gave her some bubble cum
by deejayred12 February 11, 2020
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Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 23, 2020
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sebastien cumming

you make think because of the name that he is a boy with a big load, but no, this boy has erectile dysfunction and a tiny penis. His name says cumming but he doesn't stand to what it says, hes shooting blanks. He is secretly a homosexual but doesn't want to admit it but he goes on omegle live chat to show his dick to grown men and strangers just so he wont feel bad about being gay in front of what little friends he has.
Girlfriend: youre being such a sebastien cumming babe, you havent came in me all night!!
by pussydestroyer12312343 February 27, 2020
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