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i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh
guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*
by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025
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Cum Nugget

When you cum so hard that you force out a kidney
Dude last night I blew a cum nugget.
by CannoliUnholy November 15, 2019
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cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.
I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.
by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020
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cum

cum is sticky and white
cum
by Human cum from penis's December 29, 2021
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Cum snuffler

Someone who snorts cum to get a high feeling
by Likeaboss223 December 8, 2012
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Cum Catcher(s)

(1) the dimples located on the small of ones back
(2) a lower back tattoo, generally on a female
(3) a derogatory name that gives the impression of an easy, or promiscuous woman
(4)Basically, a term that describes a person or a place where dude wants to blow his load
As the store clerk bent at the waist to pick the milk crate up off of the floor, her shirt rose ever so slightly, revealing her bare back. And that's when I saw it. There, in the small of her back, were her perfectly placed, and oh so sexy, cum catcher(s). Unbeknownst to her, this was the moment I knew I had to have her. I would win her feminine affection and make her my bride. To consummate our holy matrimony, on the night of our wedding, she shall catch my cum. And on that magical night, in the privacy of our honeymoon suite, and then again on the not so private balcony, catch my cum she did. And they all lived happily ever after despite the loveless marriage, fueled my lust and base desire. The end.
by Mrs. Anntastic March 31, 2021
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Cum Bucket

I came in a bucket and now I have a Cum Bucket
by AbramIsGay May 8, 2024
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