"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me
by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021
Get the LIFE GUARDINGmug. Life is that property which a being will lose as a result of falling out of a cold and mysterious cave, 13 miles above ground level.
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by Neutrophil April 16, 2022
Get the Lifemug. Life is beautifully cruel in every way imaginable, like a portrait, because art must exist as we dance and sing through our performances in this uncompetently moral stage. We are both the audience and the performers, blushing as the spotlight touches our masks drowned in the blood of former performers who had reached their final curtain call. Our finale will be an orchestra of silence in a garden of roses. We will perform as we live until we die.
by IlostAllMyLifeSavingsInBitcoin January 26, 2019
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Get the Pug Lifemug.