i love you

a way to get into a girls pants.

man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time

by pimp daddy dollars January 28, 2005

I wuv you

you just got friend zoned. Or your friend is making a joke.

If someone says I wuv you, that normally means, they like you, or they just dont like you.

I wuv you, means you are prob getting friend zoned. Or you friend is just being a Ass.

"I hate you"
"I wuv you more"

by Toaster queen January 29, 2017

i hate eskimos

the most prophetic phase ever uttered by mark twain... he was a very progressive thinker. god damn i hate those fuckin eskimos

i hate eskimos almost as much as i hate lewis's sister, even though she gives wonderful chewin(see chewin).

by Dusitn for pres in 96 April 24, 2005

I n h a l e a i r o r d i e

A good mod on r/gachalifecringe offical discord. Also is Carson. But carson bad. Carson hates Obama after simping for him 😤. They used to be in a relationship but broke up 😭😭😭😭

Man did you hear how Carson aka i n h a l e a i r o r d i e and Obama broke up?

by YesimheretoaddGLCmods June 23, 2020

Me, myself and I

This sentence would've been said only if you like to do blowjobs to yourself, measure your dick every week.

"Me, myself and I"

by MehdiLovesHisOwnDick January 22, 2022

Me, Myself and I

A term that people that only care about themselves love to use.

Entitled person: Everything is about me, myself and I. Therefore, I deserve everything that you have, including your $20 million mansion, your super expensive supercar, your money and your children.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2022

i can't dance

Walking slowly stetching hands forward according to your steps (right foot - right hand, left foot - left hand)
Well, you know what I mean, don't ya?

Heeeeeeey! Let's do the i can't dance! It's sheer fun!

by CatherineInRock February 27, 2004