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Hung Like a Hamster

Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.
Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
by Thecorrectdefine-r May 14, 2011
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its on like donkey kong

Game over it is the highest level of go time someone is gonna die
by KyRo October 17, 2004
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I heart you like WOAH!

a phrase that is used to describe how much you love somebody! it sounds cooler than saying i love you.
gurl here is your present...
friend oh thanx... wow its so cool i heart you like WOAH!
by Soupey-face LOL July 16, 2008
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Flat like Tara

Absolutely no tits whatsoever, like c-list celebrity Tara palmer Tomkinson.

however this doesnt mean the rest of the body aint nice, like TPT, just means dont expecting any diddie rides
"Bee-stings and pillow cases"
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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What a human has done who thinks the only meaning of life is to make more life. Often has 6 or more children, wants to get free paychecks, has many spouses (consecutively or concurrently), wants time off from work, and doesn't believe in either condoms or abstinence.
Heather's grandmother bred like a nymphomaniac rabbit on Viagra. She had 17 children, each and every one a body mass index of 40.
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You would like

To confirm that you would have sex with that individual
Example Dale is speaking to Ellis

Dale "You knpow Jennifer Aniston?"

Elis "Yes"

Dale: "You Would like"

Ellis: You know phillip Olivier

Dale: Yes

Ellis:"You would like"
by Dale Ellison April 28, 2008
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mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

An annoying vine that involves a 10-year-old kid subbing in weird words in front of swear words when he gets hurt
by michaelgriffey13 January 15, 2018
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