John

hi apple. my name is john not apple. yes you are don't fucking lie
by jlilxow August 04, 2023
Get the John mug.

John

About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.
by AgentComet March 14, 2022
Get the John mug.

John

he’s that guy in your life who won’t *admit* that he’s gay but everyone knows he likes men.
he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, it’s uncanny
“John, get out of my chair!”
by deinemutter@939996 January 16, 2023
Get the John mug.

John

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit
by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020
Get the John mug.

John

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit
by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020
Get the John mug.

john

that's john, i wish i was him
by hugewithfourus September 19, 2021
Get the john mug.

John

a fucking memelord. hes like, the best person in the world. even tho hes a stick hes still funny and he really likes chicken nuggets lmao.
by turntechGnostic September 15, 2017
Get the John mug.