me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016

Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob

I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower

by rubbahbandman October 11, 2017

Hand

Most sexy thing ever

When i was a kid i saw mona lisa from my school art book. The fisty time i saw her... with hands one her knee... how do i say this, i had a boner

by Yoshikage kiraaaaa September 5, 2020

Take your hands out your drawls

A different meaning of being pressed for no reason; mad off of nothing; angry from simple/bland questions

Man 1: yo charles, what happened to you and ole girl?

Charles: why the fuck you wanna know what happened to me and ole girl stay in yo lane.

Man 2: yo take your hands out your drawls charles he was just asking a question.

by MezzoFye October 26, 2022

Karen's Handful

Originally used by Hannah Gadsby in her netflix stand up comedy special, “Douglas”. The joke first started with Hannah saying how different things would be called if women were allowed to name them. She also says, “Men, how would you like it if we called your balls Karen’s handful? Not very much.” And “If a man starts getting moody it’s because karen’s giving them a squeeze”

His Karen's Handful must’ve been squeezed really hard since he’s acting like a jerk.

by Bridgez April 7, 2022

Strong Hands

The use of ones frail weak hands to move a girthy sausage from one point of entry to another. Usually accomplished by a small dainty male.

We really needed your strong hands in the office yesterday during happy hour.

by DirtyJ18 January 6, 2023