Man thong

A man thong is a male undergarment, typically worn by gay people. The front has a pouch to hold in your junk, and the back has a thin strap designed to look sexy! A thong is the second most sexy underwear behind the jock strap.

Look at his man thong, that is the sexiest underwear I have ever seen!

He is totally gay.
How do you know?
Because he is wearing that sexy man thong!

by Gaytwink15 July 4, 2017

man slut

A man slut is a female that in her stubberness, insists that a male sleeps around too much

Ashley- OMG Ben, youre a man slut

Ben- well, urbandictionary.com says otherwise

by KissTheFloor March 29, 2005

Banana Man

A person who hands out free bananas!

Wow he is such a banana man

by Simon October 25, 2003

man goo

dad's salt

I dipped the paint brush in a large bucket of man goo.

by John D. April 29, 2004

who's mans

who's mans is a bullshit phrase used by angsty teens when upset at random situations

*John spills milk all over Sarah's phone*
Sarah: "WHO'S MANS!??"

by EASYBAKEITUP December 3, 2016

Man Date

Whether it’s a movie or dinner, two guys going out together sans females constitutes a man date.

“Hey, guess who I say the other day… Steve. We went out for dinner and a movie.”
“Oh dude, you mean you went on a man date?”

by Anj L May 16, 2007

man cave

A place where castrated men hang out after being banished by their wives. Usually relegated to an out-of-the-way basement, while women take control of the main areas of the home. Said castrated "men" feel the need to add "man" to the word "cave" to otherwise impose masculinity when they clearly have none. For real men, the entire house is theirs, and there's no reason to add "man" to anything because it's implied that men own everything.

Denise banished Tom to the basement where he pissed and moaned with his friends about their wives. Out of spite, they dubbed their basement the "man cave" to feel in control of something.

by Mjalc July 25, 2009