Rolling Rock

Beer in a green bottle with a horse, commonly drank by some guy with a white overshirt with pens in his pockets who plays shitty games.
I'm drinking Rolling Rock on the Roll 'n Rocker!
by erm what August 31, 2024
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rock

hobo 1: i love rocks

hobo 2: fag
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 13, 2024
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Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.
Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!
by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021
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rock pain scissors

A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.

If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.

If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.

If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.

Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.

Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
Yo John wanna play rock pain scissors?
John: Nah dude, my hand still hurts from yesterday.
by the sage of six paths May 8, 2018
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Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .
Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.
by P. Colot July 23, 2004
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Indian sex rock

A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them
Hey would you want to have sex? no !!?? Well, let me show you my Indian sex Rock!
by Sex rock hound July 16, 2023
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Rocking Peter

Hard penis, erect bulge, horny man, dong , cock ready to penetrate and fuck a hole.
Look at you bro you got a rocking peter in a public bathroom!
by Thatbulgeman August 7, 2020
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