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Get the Rock Foreign mug.A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.
If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.
If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.
If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.
Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.
Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.
If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.
If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.
Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.
Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
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Get the White rock mug.The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
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