Ass jack

Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.

"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."

Ass jack by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Captain Jack Morgan 

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.

Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.

Captain Jack Morgan by JimSteele March 25, 2008

Black Jack Taco Surprise 

When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.

Guy: Im done.

Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!

Black Jack Taco Surprise by A Sizzle and Banana Hands October 19, 2009

lumber jack

A person who works in the woods for a living.

Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack.

lumber jack by Mel Function September 5, 2003

apple jack 

A traditionally American liquor distilled from fermented apple cider, traditionally using a method known as freeze distillation, in which cold temperatures are used to freeze out the water in the 5-7% alcohol cider to the point that it is 40-50% alcohol. Prior to the required pasteurization, the hard cider base could be made simply by leaving store bought cider (kept in a glass jug with a metal cap, to allow airflow) in the sun. With modern sterile cider, both sugar and yeast must be added.

Unpasteurized cider may still be bought from farmers and hippies, but champagne yeast is already available, and there are countless recipes available on the Internet that will have your average high school alcoholic brewing his own alcohol in minutes.

Apple Jack can be made year round using store bought ingredients. The extreme cold needed to freeze alcohol (-117 deg. Celsius, really fucking cold!) means you don't even need a freezer; dry ice, available from behind the counter in many grocery stores, may simply be soaked in the yeasty beer to collect water ice.

apple jack by Macadaciouse September 2, 2006

reverse jack hammer with black out 

Most commonly found in porn... When a man stands over a woman who is upside down with her legs straight up or bent over her head getting railed so hard that she blacks out.

Dude did you just see that reverse jack hammer with black out shes going to be out for a while.

reverse jack hammer with black out by DA YAK June 23, 2008

Going Jack

someone who slowly begins to lose their mind due to utter boredom, isolation, a creative block, cabin fever or all of the above, like the dude Jack Torrance in The Shining.

I hope this snow storm lets up or I am gonna be "Going Jack" soon.

Going Jack by poser1212 January 28, 2011