fart

A fart, A betiful smell and sund. A fard will definintley make you moan for evear, the grand funding fardthers of fardmerica are; yo mama fard; yo kid farrd; yo daddy fard; fard master cool man 1212. Tank u for reeding

i farded at my mom face like a fart boosss

by sus man amoomomogus October 28, 2021

Fart dick

When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.

I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.

by Badonti January 29, 2017

hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

by Lotharian October 11, 2020

Barnyard fart

the olfactory detection of either a flatulence or defecation from a human or non human animal whose diet is plant based

She's so vegan her bathroom smells of barnyard farts.

I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt

You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart

by Webslice October 21, 2020

Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.

Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!

by fartso54 November 25, 2016

Fart

the greatest thing to ever exist.

Fart

by Mr.Quagsire July 18, 2022