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dick chainy

a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.
colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy
by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004
mugGet the dick chainymug.

Baby Dick

A dick that is the size of a baby's dick. Can usualy be found in fat girls mouths because guys with baby dicks can't get hot chicks.
Johny has a baby dick that his fat girlfrind puts in her mouth.
by Taco September 10, 2003
mugGet the Baby Dickmug.

dick massage

"baby i'm going to give you a dick massage."
by SaRaH2572 October 5, 2005
mugGet the dick massagemug.

Dick Fit

dude the girl i did it with got my dick fit going.
by dr.peuss March 11, 2009
mugGet the Dick Fitmug.

Frat Dicking

A form of time wasting, generally done on sunny, warm afternoons in front of fraternities. Loud music from large speakers, commonly called "frat blasters", is commonplace, along with frisbee and football.

During this time, fraternity brothers make a point of using "bro" language, calling each other Bro, referring to things as "brotastic", etc. T-shirts are scarce during Frat Dicking, unless it is a cut-off or muscle shirt. Flip flops and shorts are also common apparel.

The point of Frat Dicking is to "bro out", represent your fraternity, try and show off for passing women, get tan, and improve on frat skills such as, but not limited to, frisbee. Frat Dick can also refer to someone who participates in Frat Dicking.

Frat Dicking is commonly judged on quality based on sports participation, number of shirtless muscular bros, number of women joining in on the activites (especially attractive ones in bikinis), and time the frat dicking began and ended with full participation.
Ex.1: "Dude we were frat dicking so hard, what a good way to spend a sunny day."

Ex.2: "Hey what are you up to today?"
"Just gonna frat dick all day at the house, you should stop by and throw some disc!"

Ex. 3: "Look at all those frat dicks out there just wasting time in the front lawn."
by StensDaddy March 8, 2010
mugGet the Frat Dickingmug.

dick shy

A man who is afraid to show his cock to a woman.
My friend is so dick shy he never gets laid.
by Justin Page March 27, 2006
mugGet the dick shymug.

Dick Jelly

My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.

Me: Dude that's sick, I think it's time for you to buy some new dick jelly.
by NickNJF March 14, 2009
mugGet the Dick Jellymug.

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