dink cheese 

a gross distgusting ass mold that grows on a freak's penis

dude, that guy has the worst dink cheese ever!

dink cheese by treflip666 November 8, 2006

crumbling cheese extravaganza

when you and a sexual partner of your choosing go into a really dark room perferably the basement and then they start to take off all of their clothes except their socks and they begin to spray cheese into each others sexual holes. after this process is finished the male begins to ejaculate and the female or other male licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis

last night after jon and i got home from dinner we went into the basement and gave each other a crumbling cheese extravaganza

crumbling cheese extravaganza by jahdsk August 13, 2007

Friend of cheese

Avid fan of the band The String Cheese Incident

Brah, he's a freind of cheese!

Friend of cheese by Mayor McCheese December 30, 2004

Melvin with cheese 

When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.

Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.

Melvin with cheese by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

bleu cheese and hot sauce 

When one has sex with a girl while she is on her period

Last night i had bleu cheese and hot sauce for dessert.

bleu cheese and hot sauce by A Almario April 27, 2006

quarter pounder with cheese 

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch

"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese

quarter pounder with cheese by matt July 26, 2003

mildewy cheese 

the cheese you find in the back of your refigorator that u dont remember buying

Erica :MOM! is that mildewy cheese in the back of the refridgorator?
mom: i dont remember buying that, just leave it there it might be good

mildewy cheese by ET buggie August 15, 2006