You're grillin' me like a burger

An other way to say, "your asking me too many questions."

John: Why don't you have any money? Did u spend it on McDonalds? Why didn't u bring more money? What if you need to buy somethin'?

Gretchen: Dude, calm down, "you're grillin' me like a burger!"

by Sidez007 October 7, 2008

i don't give a Funyun

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.

{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/

by Telephony September 28, 2014

I don't give a dirty handkerchief

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)

WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.

by Telephony December 24, 2014

Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

The literal worst instagram caption you can ever use. If you use this you will get bullied

Did you see demarcus's caption? it was Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

by danielkhan December 27, 2018

who gives a fuck

not caring about the topic at hand

Brent: Hey that rust is called patina.

Eddie: Who gives a fuck....

by el deportante April 28, 2008

GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.

2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.

1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

by The Leedale March 7, 2009

I don't give a fuck

This phrase in used when a person is not interested or doesn't care about what others do or say.

Dick:please give my phone i have to call my girlfriend.
Hijacker:shut the fuck up,i don't give a fuck about your girlfriend.

by Greek warrior November 11, 2013