Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be

Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*

by Lezo August 25, 2021

Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.

"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"

by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022

zombie on crack

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!

zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023

zombie pig fuck

when you and a fat girl both take flakka/krokodil and have a 2 hour mindless sec session

liam: me and debbie had a 2 hour long zombie pig fuck

gavin: i wish my gf would do the same

kraig: i thought that’s how jewish people had sex

by i like hunt bitches August 15, 2023

infomercial zombie

When there is an infomercial and you cant help but to stare and looking like a zombie.

Causing the infomercial zombie effect

Friend 1- So the other day i was about to make out with this girl when i became an infomercial zombie.

Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on

by nando92 July 27, 2010

text zombie

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.

That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.

by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010

Timmy Zombie

Term used by older gamers to describe immature or younger gamers who will be caught going Away From Keyboard (AFK) or Away From Controller (AFC) to try and farm credits in online multiplayer video games. The name Timmy is a reference to the South Park character of the same name. Zombie comes from the fact that the character will literally stand there like a zombie for much if not all of the entire game, then move on to haunt another multiplayer match set up automatically by the game.

I was playing Halo Reach last night and came across two Timmy Zombies in Firefight.

by sensfaninoh December 29, 2010