wristing 

The rather aberrant form of male masturbation that includes holding the penis up to the lower abdomin and stroking it via the bottom of one's wrist.

no lotion is required for this proccess

"yo d00d, like i didnt have any lube last night, so i just like wristed it and it felt great!"

"d00d, do you know how soft the bottom of your wrist is? dude, try wristing, its awesome!"

wristing by Roofus the Stunt Bum March 9, 2008

The Whistling Walrus 

A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.

Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!

The Whistling Walrus by Davieee September 24, 2007

wresling

What your parents do when your asleep

Honey hurry to bed now me and daddy have to ... wresle yes we are going to be wresling

wresling by *lip smack* heck November 3, 2020

Whistling spitfly

A bumpkin, with a one eyed prostitute, and an unfortunate fly. The johns mEmber is inserted in the prostitutes spare eye socket while she holds a fly in her mouth. at the end the prostitute snowballs the fly and ejaculate together.

That bar sucked, but the bathroom attendant gave a mean whistling spitfly.

Whistling spitfly by cosha123 August 27, 2009

Weseling 

1) The act of targeting and destroying a deliberately sarcastic joke's humor by stating the obvious facts which are being mocked.

2) Demonstrating a gross disregard that a joke has been made.

Person 1: "Actually, these are O.R. scrubs."
Person 2: "Oh... Are they?"
(Persons 1 and 2 share a rich laugh)
Person 3: "Well, in this case, the letters 'O' and 'R' stand for 'operating room.'"
Person 2: "Well, shit... you are a master of weseling jokes, bro."

Weseling by Matador Crabs March 20, 2013

Whistling Kanye 

The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.

Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.

I performed a Whistling Kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on The Life of Pablo

Whistling Kanye by Scott-ish October 6, 2016

whistling diarrhea 

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

whistling diarrhea by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019