Gay Sex and A Witness

When two dudes are both fucking one girl at the same time. Like a devil's three-way but with a twist. A third guy is always somewhere in the corner trying to bust a nut because he didn't get a go. At the end of the day who is the real Witness.

"Gay Sex and A Witness, What did you expect you were getting yourself into"

by Latte Imagine Wagons November 7, 2019

switching lanes without signaling

when you are fucking a girl in the ass and quilckly pull out and put it in her pootang to clean the poop off your dick

I was switching lanes without signaling and now mary has a uti.

by scizott33 October 23, 2005

witness the fitness

A backronym from WTF, used as the name for the Regional Health and Wellness Centre at the University of Lethbridge. Despite its attempts to capitalize on the risqueness of using the acronym for the centre, students have rather taken on the trend of saying "Witness the Fitness!" where social situations may not allow the word fuck, or comedy dictates more than simply WTF

Witness the fitness is with the name for that waste of money health centre?!

by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 13, 2006

WITNH?

An abbreviation of What In The Nine Hells? (Pronunciation: Wit-neh)

An expression of great confusion, or bewilderment; A strong demand for answers; An emphasized version of "what is that?"
Used in the same way as "What the Hell?" is used. Variations can be used, e.g. "What in The Nine Hells is that thing?"

Origin: Forgotten Realms lore/terminology (D&D)

"Hey, look at this!"
"WITNH" OR "What in the Nine Hells?"

*Large creature appears*
"What In The Nine Hells is that thing?" OR "WITNH?"

by Aidan Williamson August 1, 2007

Withouse

A place of refuge for those commonly outcast because of their advanced skills of sarcasm or wit.

Katie was very clever, but many people didn't understand her, so she moved to a withouse. Now, everyone appreciates her satire.

by bennilee March 18, 2009

Winopus

PHIL. The first mythical creature of win born of the Winicorn, appearing to be a normal octopus. Between both the Winicorn and the Winopus, all following mythical creatures of win are born.

"And with the first day, the Winicorn brought forth her right-hand creature of win, the Winopus."

Other Varieties:
Winmu
Winigator
Winda
Windragon

by Killer Graphite August 30, 2010

Wiinormous

Commonly used to describe someone who has acquired an excessive amount of fattitude as a result recently receiving a Wii and abandoned all physical activity in favor of playing Donkey Kong.

You need to put down the controller and get your wiinormous ass of the couch and go do something.

by smelly gamer December 29, 2010