Wonkie 

Humourous cartoon or caricature on political or satirical themes. Usually not very sophisticated in terms of drawing.

The wonkie about the recent elections in the paper last sunday was hilarious.

Wonkie by pm786 April 30, 2009

clitoral winking 

Clitoral winking is characterized by the rhythmic eversion of the labia with exposure and projection of the clitoris.

When she is ready to preach, dance, pose muscles, lecture and do faith healing, she begins to rub against anything, crawl with her belly close to the floor, roll and vocalize with a deep, throaty growl, and practice clitoral winking with unbounded enthusiasm.

clitoral winking by [My girlfriends got a great big rump Watch it jump put my junk in her trunk] June 15, 2008

Wankie 

The act of standing naked in front of a mirrow while wanking and taking a 'selfie' on your phone

Friend 1: Dude, did you get that epic Wankie i sent you?
Friend 2: Yuck, that shit cray

Wankie by Zigmatic May 7, 2014

Knobbie-Wankie 

Random insult for males only.
Female counterpart is Fanny-Pokey

Oh MAX! You stupid Knobbie-Wankie!!

Knobbie-Wankie by Jamie Carmichael March 8, 2005

Wilkie 

To have a Tantrum, Mental turn, Spit the dummy

He has taken a wilkie. He is a wilkie taker

Wilkie by Greg 78 October 23, 2007

Winnie The Pooh 

A Winnie The Pooh is when a guy spreads honey on his dick, puts an ecstasy bean on the end and rams a girl in the ass. About mid-sex, she starts rolling

Jason winnie the poohed Megan with a bean and honey. Both enjoyed it quite much

Winnie The Pooh by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

winkleberry 

noun - the act of urinary excretion; peeing; doing number one. Can be either in the toilet, or anywhere else (ie: a wall)

Andrew: Steven, can you help me carry this TV up the stairs? I'm just about to drop it.

Steven: No, I'ma go winkleberry.

*Steven walks off. Andrew dies from rabid wolverine attack*

winkleberry by D*Mont September 7, 2005