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wiener

the funniest joke you’ll ever hear. a real knee slapped that one is
someone: wiener

everyone else: *spontaneously combusts due to extreme laughter*
by cheemen man January 27, 2021
mugGet the wienermug.

Wiener Dip

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.
Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.
by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016
mugGet the Wiener Dipmug.

Wiener care

A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month
John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help
by anonymous October 22, 2020
mugGet the Wiener caremug.

winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
mugGet the winner vs. wienermug.

wiener succ

the sucketh of the wiener
'give me wiener succ now you whore!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
mugGet the wiener succmug.

massive wiener syndrome

massive wiener syndrome is a medical condition that gives peepo massiv weeners it I s not often found in peepol with the name lucas
by The_Schlumpy April 10, 2020
mugGet the massive wiener syndromemug.

wiener biscuit

when your wiener is slapped and slathered all over a biscuit. In which a Dino that has eaten your wiener biscuit is now vomiting up on parts of Auschwitz.
OWW a Dino has just nibbled off parts of my wiener biscuit

I will bite off your wiener biscuit as a form of self defense
by Tactical_beano May 7, 2017
mugGet the wiener biscuitmug.

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