Wiener

A hotdog that you girlfriend deepthroats and then tells you "He's just a friend".

She pulled a Wiener on me and when I try to put a buttertutter on her, she freaks out!

by WiseWorder September 27, 2022

douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017

Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.

Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

by Bananawiener March 29, 2019

sheener wiener

Being so Sheened, or drunk, that you are unable to perform sexual acts because you can't get aroused.

After an all day drinking binge, I ended up wasting my money on that hooker because I had a sheener wiener.

by TheDean176 April 23, 2011

Wiener Boggling

For one to release feces out of the wiener hole!

Me and my gay friend went wiener boggling last night, it was pretty shitty!

by Ogwiener February 7, 2019

Bucket Wiener

A collection of wackness commited by a wiener

Heath Bogart is a bucket wiener.

by Mouseperc30 October 1, 2019

Wiener care

A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month

John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help

by anonymous October 22, 2020