weekend dating

The act of only talking/seeing your significant other on the weekend. This is typically caused by a busy work schedule or embarrassment of the significant other.

I really like Eddy, but we're only weekend dating.

by MastaMcKracka November 23, 2013

Weekend routine

Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys

Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first

by robinsm20 April 25, 2019

kentucky weekender

Blasting some kind of inhalant/propellant urethrally into ones bladder, then orgasmically air pissing it into one huffers lungs to create an erotic walking on sunshine experience.

get some duster with the redstraw so its easier to do a kentucky weekender with that huffslut.
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!

by TakoTulpa November 20, 2023

weekend rooter

A man who constantly gets a root every weekend. Usually he’s desperate as and finds the girls at the night clubs

E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter

“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
“What’s that 10 weeks in a row Dylan you weekend rooter”

by pretty boy hype beast April 6, 2024

Walleye Weekend

This is a great festival with awesome safety procedures. Would make a great insurance risk!!

Wow! I am glad we insured Walleye Weekend. We made a good profit.

by Insurance Guru.com.biz.org December 20, 2016

Lost Weekend

A weekend spent drinking, smoking, and doing other unspeakable things. Only to be kept between the people who were there. It looses meaning when everyone else knows about the weekend. Hence the "lost part"

"Hey Dan remember when we had that Lost weekend?"
"Hell yeah man! Shit was crazy"
"Glad we're the only people who know about it"

by Lost Weekend April 2, 2015

weekend afterglow

Minor changes to physical appearance when you come into work on Monday. You may have gotten a haircut, a tan, or look a bit hungover.

Brian: I'm going to turn the other lights on.
Jay: No keep them off, I don't want everyone to see my weekend afterglow.

by poops-mc-gee June 20, 2016