weblationship

a "personal relationship" between two persons over the internet that most likely never meet in real life; an internet couple.

poor mike, he just started another celibate weblationship.

by kiloreas April 1, 2014

Webbing

The creation of a complex and multilayered story that has been fabricated purely to get out of an activity or spending time with someone.

I'm totally webbing my girlfriend tonight, she thinks I'm taking a flight to Micronesia to feed Ugandan refugees with funding that was raised from America's top 10 highest paid flight attendants, when I'm really going to the pub with my mates.

by WebMaster March 4, 2015

Webface

Someone who chose the perfect image of someone else to post online and pretend they are that person.

"I met a really nice person on Facebook, turns out they were just a Webface."

by DarkHeir July 28, 2015

wabbatabbo

A cramp in your left big toe.

Awe shit, I have a Wabbatabbo so bad I can barely walk

by Vmonster June 19, 2016

Webacious

(Adjective) That has to do with the world wide web on the Internet.

The webacious bullying of innocent children.

by Curiositist May 19, 2016

Webaciously

(Adverb) That has to do with the world wide web on the Internet.

He webaciously uploaded his video.

by Curiositist May 19, 2016

webbervex

The effect of excessive speed-shipping. When someone attempts to acquire massive amounts of virtual friends, i.e Facebook Twitter Instagram friends/followers and becomes too overwhelmed with the resulting posts in their newsfeed.

My speed-shipping game was so strong, that I caused myself to enter into a webbervex!

The only way to remove the overwhelming webbervex is to begin pissing off virtual friends (that you don't actually like or care about in real life) so much that they unfollow, unfriend you.

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017