Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver

I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.

by Daldameht April 23, 2022

Uber Yesness

Finding success or achievement with little or no effort. The decision to improve or better oneself or surroundings yielding outstanding results from exceptional conditions. Perhaps it's karma, or maybe fate. Maybe it's nothing preordained, just the right place at the right time.

It was the yesness when I desired to try learn karate. It was uber yesness that a karate teacher was in the room when I decided.

by TheDr Professor September 3, 2019

Uber Bangz

When one recieves a Ridonculous bag of chronic that gets them too high

Yo niggah that bag i got from C.J was dat uber bangz.

by Dat Niggah Albe February 24, 2010

Uber Smexii

Some one who is really fit, like chellyfish ;)

"Chelly is so uber smexii"

by HelloLucy! November 15, 2011

uber nervous

very nervous, super nervous

"über" is German for over, beyond. It somehow found its way to the English language loosing the umlaut, however.

It's the first time the band will play a stadium gig, I bet they're uber nervous.

by ana von hindenburg March 19, 2011

Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed

Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

Uber-hell

Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.

It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.

by Ian-g June 10, 2018