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Uber Yesness

Finding success or achievement with little or no effort. The decision to improve or better oneself or surroundings yielding outstanding results from exceptional conditions. Perhaps it's karma, or maybe fate. Maybe it's nothing preordained, just the right place at the right time.
It was the yesness when I desired to try learn karate. It was uber yesness that a karate teacher was in the room when I decided.
by TheDr Professor September 3, 2019
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uber crumbly

1)The food that gets on your fingers when you are scooping food onto your fork.
Also:
2)Uber Crumblies-
Food that gets on your fingers from eating finger food.
1)My fingers were uber crumbly from getting that last bit of my hamburger helper on my fork.
2)be careful-those sandwiches cause uber crumblies!
by Nick - N - Tara February 24, 2009
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Uber Smexii

Some one who is really fit, like chellyfish ;)
by HelloLucy! November 15, 2011
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Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’
We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.
by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019
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Uber bug

A trick in Trackmania where your car flies across the stadium.
Did you see the uber bug Hefest got on A12
by Motorway6 April 26, 2023
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Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver
I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.
by Daldameht April 23, 2022
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UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.
No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.
by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018
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