Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 5, 2019

Sneeze and tug

When you sneeze in your hand thenJack your man off.

I had a horrible head cold on date night so I gave my man the old sneeze and tug.

by Head cold March 7, 2021

tug-n-toss

Performing a vigorous air jerk quickly followed by opening your hand, palm up, on the out stroke in order to simulate "tossing" hot man chowder in the direction of the recipient.

After spending 20 minutes trapped behind a painfully slow driver, Roger broke out the ol' tug-n-toss when he could finally pass her. The look of shock and horror on her basic-ass face was worth the wait.

by Nismotech85 November 22, 2019

pull-tug

The act of pulling someone's penis very hard threw his shorts.

Next time he hits me in the balls I'm going to give him a pull-tug.

by nosliWsemaJydoC December 9, 2013

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Ball tugging

Getting screwed over to the point where your nuts are in agony

Nich: yo I was so pumped to get these junior chickens from dons but it closes at 12

Gerb: I’m not surprised though, this whole night has been ball tugging to the max

by Toothlessfromhttyd February 24, 2022