trout

When you go behind someone and slap your hand back and fourth between their thighs to replicate the feeling a fish flopping about.

While Fred was chatting it up with a young lady , I trouted him and he spilled his beer all over her chest.

by Papa Derf December 8, 2007

mouth or trout

Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"

Hey P why don't you hurry up?

P: "mouth or trout"

by cb February 20, 2003

Trouts mouth

When inspecting one's japs eye, sometimes it can remind one of a trout opening it's mouth, hence, trouts mouth.

My trouts mouth is burning like fuck.

by welshowen November 21, 2010

Trout Buffer

A term used to refer to a person's mouth. Typically used in circumstances such as "shut your whore mouth" or "shut your pudding hole" whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. Derived from the pseudonym for a penis (popularized by the phrase 'drop trout') combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral sex.

Kelly: Why won't you come to my parents for dinner with me?
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!

by Art Vandelay [import/export] August 21, 2013

drought trout

the act of turning off the water to a toliet, flushing out what's in the bowl, and leaving a big steamy dump for your roommate to find. practical joke, a.k.a. dry bowl.

"i wanted payback on pete for owning me last saturday so i gave him a drought trout"

by vinny the fireman May 23, 2007

Speckled trout

A nasty dick covered in herpes sores.

Dude, she messed with that guy. He has a bad speckled trout!

by IrishTexan January 5, 2009

Trout slap

A trout slap can also mean a gentle tap, as if you just caught a bigger trout than your friend and you wanted to tease them with a little slap. Or maybe you're just wasted and cant stop hitting your friends out of love 'cause everything is just SO funny!

Megan continuously trout slapped Sarah throughout the evening as they danced and partied the night away.

by velveticus January 6, 2008