Twisting Trees

Another way to say rolling a joint or a blunt.

We're twisting trees tonight, you in?

by ganja g October 28, 2010

Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.

Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood

by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012

Poor Man’s Treasure Chest

Anus or ass hole; a place where feces exits, an orifice for anal sex, or a place where prisoners hide things.

1. Stop talking shit or I’m going to put my foot in your poor man’s treasure chest.
2. That girl from tinder was kinky, she let me put my dick in her poor man’s treasure chest!

by Shortbus93 December 7, 2018

build a boat for treasure

build a boat for treasure (known as babft) is a pretty popular game on roblox that allows you to build something to get to the end (big waterfall) u can also use your building talents to build super detailed stuff using the scalling tool that cost around 9000 gold.

yooo i just build an amazing boat in build a boat for treasure (babft) using only titanium blocks!!

by notlemonthekiller November 1, 2020

treasure

anything involved with partying which you usually pay for but have somehow recieved for free

as in free samples of alcohol: "who am i to turn down such a treasure."

as in a pile of drugs on a table at a party: "where is the guardian of this treasure, i must indulge."

as in finding a stash of drugs, alcohol, or other similar things: "what treasure!! how could i be so lucky."

as in buying a girl a drink: "here you go, beautiful, this treasure is for you."

by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011

treeskirt

Any member of a group of friends that refuses to attend Monday Night Football gatherings for stupid reasons.

Jim couldn't make it tonight, fellas. He had to walk the dog. What a treeskirt!

by Jim Highfield April 19, 2004

Trailer Treasure

Something that’s just so trailer park kitsch that you just can’t help but love it.

When Maryann saw the black velvet painting of Elvis, Princess Diana, and Dale Earnhardt drinking beers while floating on clouds in heaven, she just couldn’t pass it up. It was just TOO great a Trailer Treasure to not buy.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008