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Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.
I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.
by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025
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Tactical

(with respect to a point in time (or space))

An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.

Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.
Gabi: "Let's meet at a tactical 12:15."

*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*

Maja: "Where is Rosi?"

Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."

Maja "Fair."
by Tactical Tactician April 9, 2025
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Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.
"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"
by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025
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tactical yak

To forcibly make yourself throw up after a long night of drinking.
Yeah bro I lowkey drank too much last night. Had to hit a tactical yak when I got home.
by Legbruh June 22, 2025
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Tactical Nigga Fuck

While your laying face down on the bed and a large black man launches himself like a frog across the room. Landing his large throbbing shlong into that bare ass, positioning himself like Spider-Man, and going absolutely ham on them cheeks.
Cliff : I’m gonnaTactical Nigga Fuck” you

Tyler : Yes please
by Retardedonius July 8, 2025
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tactically acquire

1. To obtain an item or resource through secret or stealthy means, so as not to be seen or discovered.

2. To steal something of importance; sometimes given as a command from a superior who does not want to tell you to outright steal something, but has few other options.
Sergeant: Listen Specialist Horton, I need you to find me some blank firing adapters.

SPC Horton: But sarge, I don't have access to the supply cage!

SGT: then you need to tactically acquire them; we have field exercises tonight and all soldiers need one. I don't care how you get them.
by Urshanabi July 23, 2025
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Tactical Manipulation

“When I faked an injury and tricked the other team to not pay as much attention, it was tactical manipulation.”
by Ollie’s Coping Zone September 30, 2025
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