When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 27, 2012
by jerky boy August 10, 2007
A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.
by Ruined Sheets September 02, 2010
The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.
I rimmed her 70's Tea Towel Holder last night
by Jack Smack October 30, 2003
Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.
by upwithbuck March 13, 2014
The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.
You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!
by thatsalotofdogs April 04, 2019
by AlphaKempfarn June 08, 2019