Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.

Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.

by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012

ring out the skin towel

A sexual term used to imply male masturbation.

Guys I'm going to bed. I got to go ring out the skin towel.

by jerky boy August 12, 2007

Should have put a towel down

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010

70's Tea Towel Holder

The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.

I rimmed her 70's Tea Towel Holder last night

by Jack Smack October 30, 2003

sweeped my towel

To pull someone's towel town and fill their ass with cream

Charlie sweeped my towel and now my ass hurts.

by Penissucker91 June 15, 2022

handmaid's towel

When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.

Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?

by arlingo October 27, 2017

toweled

Another word for one who is extremely off head

Sarge: that pinga crept up on me
Mick: How are u doing?
Sarge: Im toweled

by humplehump June 8, 2007