Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.

Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.

by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012

ring out the skin towel

A sexual term used to imply male masturbation.

Guys I'm going to bed. I got to go ring out the skin towel.

by jerky boy August 12, 2007

Should have put a towel down

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010

70's Tea Towel Holder

The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.

I rimmed her 70's Tea Towel Holder last night

by Jack Smack October 30, 2003

Little Towels

Another name used for Pancakes by Dad the Greatest YouTuber in The Universes in the popular web series Dad Feels. Dad being an alien from out of space is unaware of the human term for Pancakes until informed by Daughter.

"I can't wait to go to Restaurant and have some little towels with food sauce on top"

by Biagio X January 4, 2021

2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room

Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.

by wutfuckery January 16, 2020

Towel

Hidden word for a crush

Luke likes towel and pokimane

by Gabe Glowstick November 27, 2018