Toilet butt

When you're on your phone sitting on the toilet for too long and you develop dimples in the shape of the toilet seat on your butt. Usually looks like a square ass

kid 1: dude the English teacher has bad toilet butt

Kid 2: ew no way that's nasty as hell

by Meowkat3 April 3, 2015

toilet scab

The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."

My toilet scab is about to fall off and give me a red halo in my underwear.

by Unstable1 April 8, 2010

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008

Romanian toilet

Not technically a toilet, but instead a primitive, festering stinkhole dug in semi-private, dirt-floored hut. Modern amenities may include leaning rocks so you don't fall over while squatting or a pile of plastic grocery bags with which to wipe. Alternatively, bricks can be used for both purposes.

"Dude, brush your teeth. Your breath smells like a Romanian toilet."

by DVS_Sicarius August 23, 2019

Toilet Calling

The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.

Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?

by TranceMasterJohn July 20, 2011

skibi toilet

when you somehow fuck up spelling the worst meme/series of 2023

skibi toilet

by Umar9man August 13, 2023

Toilet thumbing

The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.

I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.

by Phast January 8, 2009