Tainting bacon

The act of making use of a fuckpig.

That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.

by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011

taint breakfast

noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)

Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.

by TheRealMasterBlaster December 11, 2013

taint lobster

a pubic crab that resides in the taint region, near the ass

Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.

Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.

by ScorpGem February 11, 2015

taint truffles

The little bits of shit that get caught up in your taint hairs.

I went down on a woman and while eating her out I felt like a pig rooting out her taint truffles.

by Imafunny August 1, 2017

Septic Taint

The smell of atual sewers coming from between a males legs in the area between butthole and under scotum.

1:Dude whats that smell
2:taint....septic taint

by tainter August 10, 2015

taint braider

One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.

Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.

by Wealthy big penis 69 November 12, 2015

taint smell

The smell of the taint. Do all taints smell the same?

A:What's that taint smell in here?

B: The taint smell? That would be my sneakers. Sorry.

A: hey bruh bruh, it smells like sweaty sack in here.

B: smells just like my taint!

A: cool!

by Sniffsniff July 27, 2014