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Tiny Smurf

The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man
"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"
by A Horse With No Name June 14, 2020
mugGet the Tiny Smurfmug.

The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)
Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf
by minority426 December 24, 2009
mugGet the The Brainy Smurfmug.

PAPA SMURF

Its a way to be cute (petname) with your significant other. Papa smurf was the oldest and had the wisdom to guide everyone.Daddy leader provider.
Babe is the papa smurf in our home. He (or She) always gives us good advice when we need it
by BreezeBonita September 15, 2018
mugGet the PAPA SMURFmug.

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.
Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
mugGet the Sloppy Smurfmug.

Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.
Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
mugGet the Sloppy Smurfmug.

Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
mugGet the Sloppy Smurfmug.

smurf fucking

When you fuck a short girl to get rid of your blue balls.
I spent the week at my parents house and when I got back I was in desperate need of some smurf fucking.
by Shaydawg June 30, 2014
mugGet the smurf fuckingmug.

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