el coochie virus

A vaginal infection 🤢

make sure you bring a condom you don’t wanna get el coochie virus

by Strawberry_waffles December 17, 2021

Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25

Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus

by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025

virus car club

People who are reckless and drive squated pos of trucks

People who don’t like finishing there lift and squat to pee are In virus car club

by That blue c20 October 13, 2021

Spyware virus

A virus that leaks search history, passwords, emails, and other personal information to servers or to the owner of the spyware.

I got an Spyware virus on my computer!

by dswqsa895 January 17, 2023

ALABAMA VIRUS

IT IS A VIRUS WHERE IF U GET IT U GET THE SUDDEN URGE TO FUCK OR MARRY UR OWN SIBLING
PS. not a step sibling

brother'' OMFG!!! I HAVE THE ALABAMA VIRUS''
sister'' OMFG!!!! BET COME HERE BBBBOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY''

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

Lancashire virus

The latest strain of covid19 coming from the United kingdom. Named after a very British sounding tea instead of corona.

Y'all have heard if coronavirus, now get ready for Lancashire virus!

by BlameTheJews1488 January 5, 2021

The Doris Virus

A fatal virus caused by a person named Doris
Symptoms: Inclination to "I am Doris"
Cure: NONE

The people who are infected by The Doris Virus will say " Hi, I'm Doris

by Tw Guy December 18, 2023