puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

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stick in the butt

Haveing a attitude or being persistent on a conflicting issue

Hey bro i always sit in the front get in the backseat! 'Hey "brother" you have a stick in the butt take it out, you'll walk better.'

by CharlieClark956 March 5, 2015

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Stick in the mud

When you are having anal sex and her shit splatters all over your dick

I waz havin sex with ma gurl and she was sayin if i wanna put my stick in the mud

by Iluvfatguys July 24, 2020

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Snack in the back

A lil rimmie taster. As in, just a small rim job around mid-afternoon, similar to an hors-d'heurve. Great with with a cup of tea and some Sandwhich Creams. A tasty nibbler, just a bit of ass.

Chingy: Hey Tabitha, are you headed on break?
Tabitha: Yeah, I'm just headed out for a quick cigarette.
Chingy: Oh, well I'm headed out for a break as well. Care for a little snack in the back? ;-)
Tabitha: Okay, but you best be clean.

by ShitnSnacks August 13, 2009

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