River Cooter

A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".

She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.

by Shad Ded November 23, 2020

Kicked in the River

When you kick someone from a Skype call, add them back, and their audio quality turns to shit.

Nick: Hey, look who has master rights?
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!

by Nikola's Trampoline May 31, 2014

river gimp

A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.

Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me

by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017

River Island

Popular shop of the British species known as chav. Better quality than Primark and Matalan.

Saw two chavs outside River Island in town the other day having a brawl. It were reyt funny

by TheWickedBitchIsDead January 11, 2022

thames river

a well known location to twelve. a top river in the world.

man, i was on some next level shit bro, so fried i was ready to 12 at thames river.

by Twelve Express October 28, 2020

Chocolate River

The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.

Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River

Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it

by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 20, 2017

bloody river

When a girl gets fisted while on her period and then the partner takes their hand out, while the blood runs from her pussy, then the partner beats them repeatedly until blood runs from her face and pussy.

I gave your girl a bloody river cause she cheated on you.

by Spreadingjuice January 14, 2015