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Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.
Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.
by Lone15 April 17, 2020
mugGet the Miracle flushmug.

flush gusher

When a guy offers to take his lady friend to restaurant and feeds his lady lots of food,morphine and a shit tone of laxatives with out her knowledge and offers her to come sleep over his ,waits until she falls fast asleep and rams his cock into her vagina,wiggles his thumb into her ass hole and covers her mouth and as he's about to cum, pisses inside her until his thumb gets forced out her A hole by all the runny shit streaming out of her.
Yo Floyd I just flush gusher'd yo bitch and holy shit it was messy!
by kittycatmomo November 2, 2016
mugGet the flush gushermug.

flush

A fucking pro at valorant and making radiants like powwer cry like a baby. Also known for making people cum
this guy is such a flush, he is so good at the game
by dawingism April 14, 2021
mugGet the flushmug.

Jungle Flush

Similar to Jungle Fever, but less severe. One still feels a little heat in the presence of a deliciously chocolate individual.
Mr. Banks came by today. He's so sexy; I feel a little jungle flush coming on.
by RawrRa June 25, 2010
mugGet the Jungle Flushmug.

Flush the radiator

Clearing the anal cavity of feces before anal sex by enema or other means.
My girlfriend has to Flush the Radiator before we have the butt sex.
by anonymous September 30, 2023
mugGet the Flush the radiatormug.

bag and flush

a quicky with a girl u have no respect for, a busto
hey man you see that girl i left the club with
yea
that gurl was nuttin but a bag and flush
by Bigbaby313 June 10, 2009
mugGet the bag and flushmug.

flushed the mouse

To fail utterly, often as the result of uncertainty as to what to do.

Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)
Tony tried to find the best way to dispose of the dead rodent but in the end he just flushed the mouse.

Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.
by Tryptan Felle May 5, 2024
mugGet the flushed the mousemug.

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