Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.

I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.

by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021

Covid butt

During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.

Baby what happened to your Covid butt? You've been in the gym.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker April 20, 2021

COVID-19

SARS 2 the worst coronavirus with a high R 0

Ed spread COVID-19 to 6 people before he showed up as positive with the virus

by MJcloud November 5, 2020

Covid dissonance

Covid dissonance

(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.

by VeryWordsMuchDefinitionWow September 21, 2020

COVID Poor

Covid-19 poor is whenever you're not homeless type of poor, you just are running out of money because of this fucking pandemic.

Bob: Bro, are you almost homeless?
Jack: No dude, I'm just COVID Poor.

by Hispanic Rhino December 25, 2020

covid paunch

That 8–10 pounds you put on over the year+ of eating large amounts of comfort food during covid isolation.

"I have a covid paunch. It will surely go away when I resolve to discipline my food intake."

by Hafizullah July 13, 2021

covid fro

Hair style after not being cut for weeks because of COVID 19.

I was going to go to the store but my Covid Fro is out of control!

by dade7117 March 28, 2020