Dog water, bog water

Phrase often used in gaming to state you are ‘trash, scum.’ Your skills are lacking at a particular video game.
by Lancelot_47 May 11, 2021
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bog-like circus

any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.
I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.
by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008
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Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.
Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.
by Kahuna Nui April 05, 2022
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Bog Shotgun

When you build up farts and shit from the day and eat a curry in the same evening. Then, the morning following, you will enter you home or public toilet and let your insides loose on the bog, ending in a shotgun like shit splatter on the inside of the bog that is hard to clear when flushing.
Sorry to tell you mate, but I’ve just done a bog shotgun in the upstairs loo
by BigBeefyBoi69 May 17, 2019
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Bog Wog

A person of African decent who works in public toilets carrying out cleaning duties and selling sprays of aftershave and perfumes.
Customer : Hey those toilets stink.
Manager : That’s not the toilet, it’s the bog wog
by Dannytheboydog June 27, 2024
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bog snog

Where you been?

Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.
by Shuaman October 14, 2018
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bog-horror

a conker-sized wad of clean toilet tissue that's been soaked under a cold tap and then, while soggy, thrown at somone, usually from above (i.e. by leaning over the partition between two toilets in a public lav).
hurl the bog-horror downwards towards the upturned and startled face of your target while shouting "have that you bastard"
by spacenewt December 08, 2009
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