Terrorist Beard

A beard that no matter how viewed or trimmed and no matter how you look or act, always gives you the appearance or the air of a terrorist.

Bob; Oh god, I saw this guy on the bus yesterday who was a total terrorist even though he was all well kept and smiling.

Fredina; How could you tell?

Bob; He had a terrorist beard.

by clarkina September 29, 2009

Stochastic Terrorism

Advocating for anything that isn’t very left wing

He doesn’t want his 3 year old to be trans? Wow that’s stochastic terrorism

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third May 24, 2023

Sticky Terrorist

when a terrorist jizz all over your chest right before a suicide mission. can also include a couple of the terrorist beard hair.

sam- holy shit. achmed gave me the stickiest sticky terrorist last night before he left.
bill- hopefully there wasn't alot of hair.

by schweatybawls April 14, 2011

terrorism

A completely subjective term. The man considered a terrorist here in America is considered a hero back in his home.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

terrorist voting

Technically this doesn't exist (geniuses), because terrorists vote through the barrel of a gun (to paraphrase Chairman Mao Tse Tung, who also coined the phrase "political correctness" during the Cultural Revolution in 1960s China). In short, terrorists don't find the political process to be worth their participation, so they commit acts of terrorism to terrorize people instead of voting like your rich f--king parents do.

Al Quida doesn't believe in terrorist voting, when it's so much easier to blow up a Jewish pizzeria or put nukes in the Super Bowl.

by Assex 776 March 8, 2008

terrorist

Any person who by their actions or comments screws up a situation, task or conversation.

The back-up running back was an absolute terrorist in the drills today."

by Coach Luke March 19, 2007

terrorism

an attack which kills white people

it's not terrorism when we do it either.

by jon April 2, 2005