Sceptic tanks

Cockey rhyming slang for Americans. i.e. Sceptic tank rhymes with Yank.

most sceptic tanks are mad

by Anon January 30, 2004

semen tank

A man who has balls but no dick.

Carlos can't fuck Carlita because hes just a semen tank.

by Mega-nig June 14, 2011

Sheila the Tank

A talking tank on the popular internet series Red Vs. Blue. She is on the blue team and has a mind of her own. Her friends are Caboose (a little more than a friend) and Lopez, the Spanish Robot.

Caboose- Why are there five pedels for four directions?
Sheila- Target locked
Caboose- Thats not a target, that's Church...Oh
Church- What? Oh Shit---
Sheila- Firing main cannon....BOOM!
Tucker- You shot Church you Team-killing-fucktard!!!

Sheila the Tank

by Claytonio Boudalaire May 20, 2008

fuel-tank

After having anal sex and ejaculating, the male keeps his penis inside the female's rectum until it gets flacid, then he proceeds to fill the ass with urine.

She said, "Fill me up!" so I fuel-tanked the bitch.

Since it's hard to pee when your dick's hard, you'll have to give it a moment to soften up before a good fuel-tanking session can take place.

by Robert Arthur Gilbert December 31, 2007

Halo Tank

(Verb) To ride on the exterior of a vehicle, preferably short distances.

I've only got 5 seats, 2 of you gotta Halo Tank there.

by D0Y7E July 23, 2009

midget tank

sort of like a rim job except you suck on a midgets big toe then insert it in your anus

FEM: are you ready for you evening midget tank dear??
MAN: no thanks not today because you have a nasty corn and i have internal bleeding in my rectum from last time

by Heatseekingmisslesurprise November 10, 2011

bank in the tank

Receiving money for the purpose of saving it for an indefinite period of time. A catchier derivative of money in the bank. Also pertains to the use of the word bank to mean money itself, rather than a place money. "Tank," in this case, refers to one's wallet, an actual bank, or any other place where money is kept. "Bank in the tank," like money in the bank, can also refer to reliability of an event. Often associated with ghetto terminology.

Yo just got paid, bank in the tank!

by wordondastreet October 20, 2010