Tea Carpeting

Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.

My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me

Tea Carpeting by Salty17 November 20, 2012

tea partay 

Adj. Word used to describe one who acts/dresses/is exceedingly preppy, snobby, high class etc.

Comes from the smirnroff viral ad.

chealsea looks extremely tea partay with not one, but two obnoxiously bright ralph lauren polo shirts.

Wow, that kid got a hummer for his birthday. How tea partay.

tea partay by clucku September 18, 2006

tea party

Where white people from all walks of intolerant society gather to draw hitler mustaches on pictures, make effigies of black people hanging, show off their illegal guns, and whine about other bs.

billy bob: hey der, u goin tur da tea party tommorow?

joe dirt: heck yea deey tuk urr jerrrbs!!!!

tea party by Jutintime April 17, 2010

Tea Cum 

When a guy cums into a teacup full of tea and a girl drinks while still fully clothed. She may even want to wear a nice dress to look better for the male and if he's a gentleman he'll make a pot full so they can both enjoy multiple glasses.

Guy: I just served my bitch some tea cum.

Other Guy: Awww Hott!

Other, Other Guy: Awesome!

Tea Cum by philadave69 March 27, 2009

tea bagger 

when a guy drops his balls into a girls mouth while she is awake

dipping ones balls into your girls mouth like a tea bag into a mug

tea bagger by stephanie February 25, 2005

Tea Cup

The female version of the Tea Bag, when a girl squishes her vagina on her partners face.

Have a sweet Tea Cup, hunny, and while I'm at it I'll queef in your face.

Tea Cup by CptGutz April 13, 2006

Tea Party Derangement Syndrome (TPDS) 

The acute onset of paranoia in Tea Party followers that cause them to mistrust their fellow Americans when they appear not to endorse their Far-Right ideals. This causes them to take a dualistic approach to those who disagree with them. Often leading them to never give the opposing side's opinions a chance in their minds

What the matter with that guy? All I did was state my view on the matter and they accused me of being a Socialist. Don't let it get to you they are suffering from Tea Party Derangement Syndrome (TPDS)

Tea Party Derangement Syndrome (TPDS) by Libertatis December 15, 2010