A black and white flightless-bird (often described as having a fur coat resembling a tuxedo in appearance) that has strayed seriously out of it's element due to a rare communicable disease known as swamp fever. Few survive.
Be wary of swamp penguins as they are disoriented, agitated, and easily startled. They can strike without warning and have razor sharp poison tipped beaks. Do not approach, or try to entice the creature by imitating a dead fish. Contact local wildlife authorities immediately and surround your house with an unbearable number of garden gnomes and pink flamingos to distract the beast and keep it at bay.
by DingdongsAreForever March 3, 2009
Get the swamp penguinmug. Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers
by hanglestein July 11, 2010
Get the swamp loggersmug. Noun: The damp, smelly condition of a woman's gut cunt (gunt) when subjected to moderate exertion in a high-temperature area.
Dude 1: "Dibs!!!"
Dude 2: "Nice. And its hot as all fuck outside; she's probably got a wicked case of swamp gunt."
Dude 2: "Nice. And its hot as all fuck outside; she's probably got a wicked case of swamp gunt."
by D-Lo Law August 25, 2011
Get the Swamp Guntmug. by Jc Money02 October 9, 2009
Get the Swamp Geesemug. by Pitt Rules Bitch February 9, 2003
Get the swamp assmug. A term used to negatively describe old families in small New England towns that have three defining characteristics: taciturn, unemotional and cheap.
That swamp yankee owns the whole damn town and jacked up the rents on the buildings so high that no one can afford to operate a business on Main Street anymore.
by Banana899 April 16, 2019
Get the Swamp Yankeemug. another name for a hoodrat or dungeon monkey.......or a women that lays around the neighborhood waiting for sex and is ussually on crack.....
by BillydaKid September 23, 2006
Get the swamp turkeymug.