swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs

Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers

by hanglestein July 11, 2010

Swamp Gunt

Noun: The damp, smelly condition of a woman's gut cunt (gunt) when subjected to moderate exertion in a high-temperature area.

Dude 1: "Dibs!!!"
Dude 2: "Nice. And its hot as all fuck outside; she's probably got a wicked case of swamp gunt."

by D-Lo Law August 25, 2011

breakfast swamp

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

by Beneficiary October 3, 2007

Swamp Geese

A group of less attractive females/ a group of mud ducks together(usually friends)

Man those girls over there are swamp geese!!

by Jc Money02 October 9, 2009

swamp ass

excessive buildup of moisture around your "junk"

I was sitting in the library when I got the worst case of swamp ass.

by Pitt Rules Bitch February 9, 2003

Swamp Yankee

A term used to negatively describe old families in small New England towns that have three defining characteristics: taciturn, unemotional and cheap.

That swamp yankee owns the whole damn town and jacked up the rents on the buildings so high that no one can afford to operate a business on Main Street anymore.

by Banana899 April 16, 2019

swamp turkey

another name for a hoodrat or dungeon monkey.......or a women that lays around the neighborhood waiting for sex and is ussually on crack.....

yo mama is a swamp turkey.....even I hit it

by BillydaKid September 23, 2006