National Insult-a-Stonk Day 

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

National Insult-a-Stonk Day by coreguy July 22, 2024

Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk by The BrGr February 9, 2024

dr. w. scott stornetta 

created block chain and is insanely rich, yet spends his time failing little children using positive physics.

oh no! dr. w. scott stornetta is late for class! he’s gonna have to do five push ups for every minute he’s late!

dr. w. scott stornetta by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022

dr. w. scott stornetta 

the creator of block chain who’s insanely rich yet decides to torture little children by failing them with positivephysics.com

oh no! dr. w. scott stornetta is late! ig he’ll have to do five push ups.

dr. w. scott stornetta by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022