ciga-stoag 

a way cooler name for a cigarette. a hybrid between stoagie and cigarette

dude:hey man lemme get a hit of yo ciga-stoag.
other dude: eff you

ciga-stoag by jarmo August 20, 2007

spooge stooge 

A female that either likes, or is talked into allowing a male partner to ejaculate inside, or onto various parts of her body. In defense of the said "Stooge" this condition usually occurs during that foggy last few seconds of sex when one will agree to anything because cumming is the only focus at this point.

I hooked-up with a old girlfrind at the club last night and two hours later she was my "spooge stooge" when I pulled out and shot my load on her face.

spooge stooge by wap70 March 3, 2008

noble stood

the motherload of a shit. A long, stinky, jackpot of a turd in a toilet.

Man, after an hour on the crapper I just laid a real noble stood

noble stood by en la casa May 18, 2010

Gooda stoof 

A stronger version of "weed" that'll have you up there not on cloud 9 but cloud 51.

I don't feel very well.
Here smoke this gooda stoof, it'll take away all your pain.

Gooda stoof by Hitler063 April 20, 2017

wood stood 

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

wood stood by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Smoofin Stoofu

A jew inserts drugs in your anus with their nose, while charging you an unnecessarily expensive fee.

Did you get your Smoofin Stoofu card?

Smoofin Stoofu by TP Defined September 14, 2019

A stoog 

it’s a vape cuh

*high schooler walks in the bathroom*
*sees his friend hitting a stoog*
he says, “yo lemme buss tha shit gang”

A stoog by 8oa January 31, 2024