Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022

spunk rattle

The clenched-teeth orgasmic sigh you make upon ejaculation with a partner below your usual standards.

Pulled a right munter last night, gave me a proper spunk rattle!

by Yeoballs July 5, 2022

Spunking

The act of sniffing ass

“Some chick asked me to spunky her the other day”
“I had some great spunky the other day”
“Are you the spunker or the spunkee?”
“She sniffed my ass so hard it was like she was spunking”

by The sexy Rexy March 24, 2019

Spunk in the Munk and Chunk

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female in the vagina. The man then ejaculates into the vagina, and then immediately vomits afterwards.

Man i was pounding this girls monkey soo hard and couldn't control it so i busted inside of her. I felt so sick afterward and barfed in the garbage can. I gave her the ole Spunk in the Munk and Chunk . "That will be hard to explain to her parents at the family reunion," said David.

by BobbyIsTallerAndBetter October 29, 2025

Spunk Vampire

A term used to describe a woman who's a bit of a slag and rather fond of man juice.

She's a dirty Spunk Vampire.

by King Monkey UK October 9, 2008

Navel Spunk Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a person's navel and then squeezing the area around said navel with sufficient force to propel the ejaculate into the victim's eye, mouth, or nostril.

She made me pull out so I gave her the old Navel Spunk Rocket.

by 7th-Lvl February 7, 2020

bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.

I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.

by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020