sprinkler-style

To vomit a large amount of fluid. adv., vb.

adv. "Dude. I think your roommate just went sprinkler-style all over your bathroom. And I'm pretty sure he had corn for lunch."

vb. "At the end of the evening, there was much evidence of sprinkler-styling in the bushes behind the keg."

by pcdq October 31, 2006

Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.

Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."

by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010

Sprinkler

Sprinkler (the). Sexual act where the man performs the "sprinkler" dance, as in 1960's-style dance moves. As the man is dancing his partner has an orgasm. Largely a mythical act. When men say they did the "sprinkler" they also may mention "squirting" happened.

I totally tried to do the sprinkler, but who was I kidding?

by butterbricklebread February 19, 2011

splinter cell

1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.

2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.

Man they released another stealth game but it was a total splinter cell.

by Jebbedo May 4, 2009

Spritzer

A stylish and worldly couple, often seen preaching to youth about "being cool", taming monkeys (for pets, servants, friends, and/or combat allies), and are usually able to take extreme damage to the toe or foot region of the body without showing the slightest bit of pain or discomfort.

Dumb ass Kid: "You fools are Spritzers!"

Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."

by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix August 29, 2007

Irish Sprinkler

When you are cumming while holding your dick you repeditly tighten and loosen your grip so you stop it from coming out all as one and you let a little out at a time. Usually done when your getting a blowjob.

Last night I tried that Irish Sprinkler on Amanda and it got in her eye!!!

by Jeff Nowack April 26, 2007

Sprinkler Queef

That moment when your lawn sprinklers go on and they let out a bunch of air from the pipes.

Man, what was that sound in your yard? Oh, no worries that was just the sprinklers going off, they send a sprinkler queef to get the air out.

by FL_Roadkill May 2, 2015